Hey everyone, When the stroke of midnight hit and you kissed a loved one (or the closet person standing next to you) thinking about your new years resolutions, weather they be dieting, dating, organizing, learning, adding color to your life or just cleaning up your life. Remember; What your celebrating, yesterday was the day one of the biggest Apikores in history, submitted to god. That’s right he donated a little piece of his genitalia in return for a promise, thinking he would be shomer briss..
Okay so maybe he didn’t follow through with his promise. Although he did make that promise. Says something about being a Jew.
I hope all your resolutions go a whole lot better than his.
I kissed you all vicariously under the mistletoe lastnight (midnight my time).
Oh on the cheek you perverts.
Mad love and kisses, happy new calendar yr..
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Wish you all a very happy new year!! May 2010 be a very prosperous new year!
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