Thursday, May 26, 2005

Lag B' Omer in Mayrone

Go check this out. It's really nice. Makes me miss my time in Tzfat. I really loved living there.

Live Streem of Mayrone
Enjoy!!

Crap Collectors

I must release to the press the irrationality I have been thinking about lately. I once posted some Snapple lids on EBay as an experiment. My room mate at the time and I used to drink A LOT of Snapple and we had this mission to read all the Snapple facts. (okay, it was my mission, but she didn’t fight me on it.) Well, six months, a shoe box and 300 lids later . I had come to the realization that I were never going to read them. So for entertainment purposes we listed them on EBay. Now I don’t remember all that clearly but I think we started the listing at a buck. Five days and several bids later. It had sold for about ten bucks. I think that was with the 4 bucks we had charged for shipping.

People buy the stupid crap.
The End.

Have you ever sold anything useless on EBay and how much did it sell for?

Boys Will Be Boys.

Gulliver Prep baseball coach Lazer Callazo resigned Wed. According to a police report, he dropped his pants, took out his penis and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball after a loss to Florida Christian on April 7. ''He then pointed to his penis, testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina.''

Story here

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Becoming Alice

Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Becoming Alice
I have been floating around the Blogosphere for a little while now like Alice over looking wonderland. I have been reading posts and following links. Through a strange pane it feels as if I have been chasing the white rabbit on a musical riff. I have received much pleasure in reading stories, commentary and news you have all been so kind to shared with me and the rest of the Blogger’s out there.. Now, the time has come for me to attempt to join you. I hope that I too have insightful commentary and notable knowledge to share with you in return for your hospitality.

So now I take I choose to take the blue pill and join your world.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

I Really Detest Circa

I want to mention how much I hate it. Really I do. Not the food, the environment. How can a place survive merely on the quality of the food? The people suck. The Turn around is daily. How does it survive? They are mean, slow and drop outs..

Is it possible that its purely on the food??? It’s also over priced.

I say the Ashkenaz community takes it over. Let’s make it a quality restaurant. We’re nicer people.

AHH!! Just a little annoyance for the day.

Just a thought, I will continue later on this topic. I just wanted to vent.

I couldn’t dig a CPA (Certified Public Accountant)

I never Really date. I don’t know where to find people to date. My friends are all married, they don’t seem too happy and say their husbands friends are all jerks, shy or losers. And the easily intimidated, yet still strong and powerful gal that I am. I don’t see myself walking in to a singles event. (Especially alone, do people do that?) Anyhow, point being. I don’t know where and how to meet people. Aside from what seems to be an overwhelming excuse to get an STD, other wise known as JDate.com and that doesn’t really excite me all that much. So if I’m not looking for Sex. I have Frumster.com. But I’m not looking for a mama’s boy either. So that leaves me with what?

So where do people meet people????

After my trip home for Pesach my aunt decided to set me up with some guy from back home. He’s not a member of the community because he’s a Baal Tchuva, I assume they think Maybe “he” can handle her or even feel like “she wasn’t frum for a while and she’s modern now. So lets set her up with a guy who’s parents aren’t frum and wouldn’t care about her history”.. Or maybe he’s just a black listed reject. I don’t know who’s idea it was, or even why. But I know my reputation back there isn’t Award Winning.

He’s nice and sweet and caring. But all that just adds up to a large pile of blah, and how much blah can one girl take. I’m fun, flirty, and sensual; I have blue eyes and black hair. I don’t “Do Blah” He’s studying for his CPA… Someone shoot me. I really don’t see this guy going sky diving anytime soon. And that’s one of the things on my list. Yeah, I have a list. I have things I want to do. I have plenty of them crossed off and that only wants me to accomplish the rest, that much more.

How do I do this? How do I end this? I don’t want to hurt or offend him. I don’t want to tell him that his oh so exciting career that will make sure his wife can sit at home and not have to work cause he’s going to be a CPA would cause me to gouge my eyes out of my head. I want to have babies. I do. I want to take care of my kids. I really want that. But I don’t want it to be all I do. So this is my fair well to the man with the heart for Accounting and one day. You will find that woman who wants nothing more out of life than to do all that. But this girl has dreams She’s no baby factory.

Now I just have to grow a pair of balls and tell him. Oy.. Back to square one.

Monday, May 23, 2005

My Well Deserved Lunch Break

Today I had an interesting experience. This woman who has been working in my office about a full year longer than I have. Quit today because she was mad at me. How cute is that. A full grown adult had a temper tantrum and quit.
Bitch, that’s what you get for spinning my words out of contest, running them thru the rumor mill and spreading it like a disease. So what happens now? Well for starters I told my boss and I quote “I don’t do drama, So I’m gonna go home for an hour and when I come back. This will be over. Or you can fire me.’

I took lunch, went home got some pizza, watched some soaps. Came back and found out. Hum.. I seemed to have been bumped up to her desk.
I never took a lunch hour before. It was nice :)

I love being me.