Oy, so in the event that you get caught checking someone out… what exactly do you do other than turn pink in the cheeks..?
I dunno but I wish I had the answer.
Oy, so embarrassing, even for me.
Okay, so I had this customer come in today and ask if we have a something in stock. I tell him I think so. Go check. Find what he’s looking for. (I hoped)
Well he asks several times. I tell him with the utmost confidence I can stir up (being that I’m not 100% of this and I definitely wouldn’t bet the farm) noticing his hot little sports car outside. I tell him if it’s not right. Come back and it will be on me.
Se he reiterates with how about lunch will be on you…
Hum… so I very nicely “tell him like it is…” “I don’t eat lunch.” -I don’t know what I was thinking. I wasn’t a hot man with a flashy car that’s quick and flirtatious… what more can I ask for on this boring Monday morning??? Oh yea, a circumcision.
Anywho. After making a fool of myself, and explaining what I meant by “I don’t eat lunch”. He walks out… I continue to look long enough to catch him looking back at me with a “yea, I know I’m hot” grin.
Busted.
So let us all take a moment to say a prayer and hope he I gave him the right part.
oy
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We all have those little embarassing moments, live and learn, but more importantly, laugh too!
Reminds me of a bank teller, long, long before you were born.
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