When one discovers themselves do they continue to search? Sure we must always be learning to gain knowledge Or just take in a few random notes from a Neo-Chassidic-Semi-Hippie-Libral- Republican -Thugster ..
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Obama on ...anything???
Thursday, February 10, 2011
I forgot to say thank you!!
Today I realized I have not thanked g-d for my health. This has been a particularly bad winter. Last year, I sprained my ankle, messed up my back and had acute respiratory infections (which is a another term for walking pneumonia). This year, so far.. and blee’ ian hura… I have not had more than a slight cough.
We spend a lot of time whining and worrying about things. However its rare for most people to stop and think about the wondrous and amazing ways our body works. The mere fact that we function is not science. It’s a miracle that we can never fully comprehend.
Reader Attention.
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Environmental Energy
Throw Snooki down the well
Monday, February 07, 2011
Using FaceBook as an escape tool.
Sunday, February 06, 2011
Testing my Ability, with a dead computer.
It seems the universe wants to see how hard I’ll work for this commitment. Last night my computer went in to cardiac arrest and is now on life support. With the will of the powers that be, let us pray in unity that it survives.
Which brings me to tonight’s topic. Who to be mad at?
You know that kid, he loves to take things apart and put it back together just to prove he can? Then your challenged to hold yourself back and not to beat the little brat cause your left with extra parts? Well this is my brother and his adult clone, who repaired my fan. It seemed the sensor was broken and it was working too hard. So this friend (who did it as a favor) took my computer apart got me a new fan and repaired it at no charge. Of course he took a month to do it and rushed the end because he was going out of town.
After I got it back, I noticed that the speakers were sticking out a bit, as if they were not placed back in correctly. But I felt I shouldn’t complain because he did it at no charge as a favor.
Well yesterday I was playing with it, and it started changing funny colors. Then I shut down to see if rebooting would help. Well, now it’s a blank black screen.
Tonight I am disappointed in myself for letting him fix it in the first place. Because now I have to give it back to this same guy, cause the warranty is no longer valid.
Joy.
On one last note for the evening, super blow. I was rooting for the stealers just because I know so many people from Pittsburg. However I secretly wanted green bay to win. I love the cheese heads, they have so much passion. I also love the fact that the fans own the team. I would like to see it stay that way and I’m worried about the lock out. Glad you guys own!!
Enjoy Disney land J
Saturday, February 05, 2011
The Dr. Phill Hot Sauce Mom
Gut vuch,
…and a wonderful Saturday night to whomever is reading cause you accidently stumbled upon this while google-ing something else, feel free to stick around it gets good.
First of all, I spent some time reading old posts and it seems I have unsuccessfully attempted to revitalize this blog many times. Therefore I have decided to commit to a post a day. I’m not promising they will be any good. But I will post at least once a day, or try till my upcoming birthday. Then, we shall see what happens.
With so much going on in the world, I feel Its my obligation to share my opinion.
Now, we get to tonights post.
I ask, does this Dr. Phill Mom (Jessica) deserve the ridicule she’s getting?
Come on, my parents used to spank us for less. She is obviously at the end of her ropes and came to him for help. Which means she comprehends that she’s incapable of disciplining that kid. Hot sauce… child abuse? Really? My friends mom used to literally wash her mouth out with soap when she cursed or lied.
The kid lied about throwing pencils at other kids, would you rather she did nothing and he stabbed your kid in the eye with it?
Friday, February 04, 2011
Alright kiddies, I'm back!!
Although for all who have missed me, I will update you on my situation.
Monday, January 01, 2007
To a new calendar year of broken promises.
Okay so maybe he didn’t follow through with his promise. Although he did make that promise. Says something about being a Jew.
I hope all your resolutions go a whole lot better than his.
I kissed you all vicariously under the mistletoe lastnight (midnight my time).
Oh on the cheek you perverts.
Mad love and kisses, happy new calendar yr..
Symptoms of Gullus…,
The three things that got us out of Egypt.
We didn’t change our names, the way we dress or our language.
A) the first thing we did when leaving Europe was change our names.. makes me want to cry a little..
B) We no longer dress the same.
Right I know, we evolved… again. We changed the way we dress. Most girls just look like skanks and hos and the rest look like boxes. Not to say they didn’t dress a little risqué.. they did. But I mean way back in the day. Can you even draw me a picture? I have no concept of what people used to dress like. . shame.
C) this is a really had one for me to swallow, we no longer use biblical Hebrew. Not just verbally. Even the writing has changed? I want to learn that old school textual Hebrew.. need to find out where and how. But also, let’s focus here for a minute; if you know me, you know that’s hard. Here. We don’t know how to communicate. We don’t know how to talk to each other. Forget for a second, that we’ve been so scattered that we all speak a different tongue. Even the ones who do speak the same language cant talk to each other with out arguing about who’s rabbi has said what and the hetr we can get to get around it.. … it’s a sick sad world.
Other topics that I will be discussing in the future:
How much I hate the Rabbis.
Throw the bais din down the well.
Starting my own new religion seems to be the latest fad.
Kfira and It's side effects.
REPOSTED: AFI lists 100 greatest quotes
1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," "The Godfather," 1972.
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am," "On the Waterfront," 1954.
4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
5. "Here's looking at you, kid," "Casablanca," 1942.
6. "Go ahead, make my day," "Sudden Impact," 1983.
7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.
8. "May the Force be with you," "Star Wars," 1977.
9. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night," "All About Eve," 1950.
10. "You talking to me?" "Taxi Driver," 1976.
11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate," "Cool Hand Luke," 1967.
12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," "Apocalypse Now," 1979.
13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry," "Love Story," 1970.
14. "The stuff that dreams are made of," "The Maltese Falcon," 1941.
15. "E.T. phone home," "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982.
16. "They call me Mister Tibbs!", "In the Heat of the Night," 1967.
17. "Rosebud," "Citizen Kane," 1941.
18. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!", "White Heat," 1949.
19. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "Network," 1976.
20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," "Casablanca," 1942.
21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.
22. "Bond. James Bond," "Dr. No," 1962.
23. "There's no place like home," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
24. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.
25. "Show me the money!", "Jerry Maguire," 1996.
26. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", "She Done Him Wrong," 1933.
27. "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!", "Midnight Cowboy," 1969.
28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,'" "Casablanca," 1942.
29. "You can't handle the truth!", "A Few Good Men," 1992.
30. "I want to be alone," "Grand Hotel," 1932.
31. "After all, tomorrow is another day!", "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
32. "Round up the usual suspects," "Casablanca," 1942.
33. "I'll have what she's having," "When Harry Met Sally...," 1989.
34. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow," "To Have and Have Not," 1944.
35. "You're gonna need a bigger boat," "Jaws," 1975.
36. "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!", "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," 1948.
37. "I'll be back," "The Terminator," 1984.
38. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth," "The Pride of the Yankees," 1942.
39. "If you build it, he will come," "Field of Dreams," 1989.
40. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump," 1994.
41. "We rob banks," "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967.
42. "Plastics," "The Graduate," 1967.
43. "We'll always have Paris," "Casablanca," 1942.
44. "I see dead people," "The Sixth Sense," 1999.
45. "Stella! Hey, Stella!", "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.
46. "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars," "Now, Voyager," 1942.
47. "Shane. Shane. Come back!", "Shane," 1953.
48. "Well, nobody's perfect," "Some Like It Hot," 1959.
49. "It's alive! It's alive!", "Frankenstein," 1931.
50. "Houston, we have a problem," "Apollo 13," 1995.
51. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?", "Dirty Harry," 1971.
52. "You had me at `hello,'" "Jerry Maguire," 1996.
53. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know," "Animal Crackers," 1930.
54. "There's no crying in baseball!", "A League of Their Own," 1992.
55. "La-dee-da, la-dee-da," "Annie Hall," 1977.
56. "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Psycho," 1960.
57. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good," "Wall Street," 1987.
58. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," "The Godfather Part II," 1974.
59. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
60. "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!", "Sons of the Desert," 1933.
61. "Say `hello' to my little friend!", "Scarface," 1983.
62. "What a dump," "Beyond the Forest," 1949.
63. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?", "The Graduate," 1967.
64. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964.
65. "Elementary, my dear Watson," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," 1929.
66. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," "Planet of the Apes," 1968.
67. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine," "Casablanca," 1942.
68. "Here's Johnny!", "The Shining," 1980.
69. "They're here!", "Poltergeist," 1982.
70. "Is it safe?", "Marathon Man," 1976.
71. "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!", "The Jazz Singer," 1927.
72. "No wire hangers, ever!", "Mommie Dearest," 1981.
73. "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?", "Little Caesar," 1930.
74. "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," "Chinatown," 1974.
75. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.
76. "Hasta la vista, baby," "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," 1991.
77. "Soylent Green is people!", "Soylent Green," 1973.
78. "Open the pod bay doors, HAL," "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968.
79. Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane!", 1980.
80. "Yo, Adrian!", "Rocky," 1976.
81. "Hello, gorgeous," "Funny Girl," 1968.
82. "Toga! Toga!", "National Lampoon's Animal House," 1978.
83. "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make," "Dracula," 1931.
84. "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast," "King Kong," 1933.
85. "My precious," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," 2002.
86. "Attica! Attica!", "Dog Day Afternoon," 1975.
87. "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!", "42nd Street," 1933.
88. "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!", "On Golden Pond," 1981.
89. "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper," "Knute Rockne, All American," 1940.
90. "A martini. Shaken, not stirred," "Goldfinger," 1964.
91. "Who's on first," "The Naughty Nineties," 1945.
92. "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac ... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!", "Caddyshack," 1980.
93. "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!", "Auntie Mame," 1958.
94. "I feel the need — the need for speed!", "Top Gun," 1986.
95. "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary," "Dead Poets Society," 1989.
96. "Snap out of it!", "Moonstruck," 1987.
97. "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you," "Yankee Doodle Dandy," 1942.
98. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987.
99. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
100. "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.
Saturday, December 30, 2006
I'm Back. -We'll be stuck in gullut forever!!
May I apologies for the neglect of my blog. Its not that I have nothing to say. I do. I just have so many other venues, I forget this one. No that’s a lie. I don’t forget. I just don’t think anyone reads this one so why would I use it? With, other blogs, myspace and now.. .yes I've sold out to facebook too. it makes it hard.
Arighty now, I'm back.
now, for the Changes I was talking about in the past. This is a new me.
I’ve become an anti-semite. ,why not? Jews are really shitty these days. Even the ones we're hypothetically supposed to look up to are liars and cheats. . might I reminde you of the latest Monsey scandal... (I'm sure there is one)
When I know I have more time, I’ll get on my soap box ranting and raving. I don’t have the time now because, well, I don’t have my own computer. I’m also sick and want to go throw up a little. Eh… yuck I know.
The bottom line is we’re so full of shit. We cant even get along with each other, Ashkinazim and sfardim cant get along. Then you have the snag chossid war. Don’t even start telling me that only the chabadnicks are still fighting that one because one of the most exciting thing misnagdim is to sit around picking fun and impersonating chossidim. Your sick. All of you. Even myself for all the snag jokes. I will often walk around acalling myself a "selfish snag".
Whatever dude. I'll finish this later. Maybe.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
I'm off to see the wizard
the format will shortly be changing. Thou the page ill stay the same. I remember a time where I would blog and get comments. Now we just sort of check in with it. I cant see the key board cause its dark in here.
My goodbye party was a success. I feel so lucky to know such good people. There we're so many of them here tonight.
I wish I could see it, Cause I have do much I want to write,
I;m going to Israel in the morning. Craziness. Really and truly. I love it as a hippie I cant commit to anything. But when I make a plan I keep somewhat to the structure. I had a plan. 2 yrs in NY and 2 years in Cali. So I missed out on living in Cali. I'll make up for it at some point. I did however make it to 23 States, and 3 Countries this past year. I love it!!!
Alright cant handle the dard anymore.
I'll see you soon in the holy land. Have an awesome Simchas Torah. Have me in mind during at least 2 hakffos.
Kiss* kiss*
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
So many issues; not enough Prozac.
Enough is enough:
I'm so irritated by all of you half hazard, socially retarded, apathetic, slothful, irritating, lazy, Chossids who seem to have nothing better to do than bitch and moan all day about everything and anything you can.
"My Yichus is better than your Gesher".
"My Bais Din can kick your Bais Din's arse.."
"he's an Apicores."
"I'm a Bal T'chuva. "
I'm a Choser B'Tchuvah."
Let's have a party in the Rishus Den!
Whatever dude' your all nothing but the Mamzorim of snags. Your mother is a snag, your father is a snag and that makes you nothing but a lethargic Mamzor, you natzi-snag. Your all a bunch of Snags Posing as Chossids.
I'll give you all a few shinny keys, a 2nd cell phone and a cherry for your dash board. Maybe that'll give you a hard on.
But seriously guys: Talk about a real issue. Anti-Semitisms making a stronger come back than the 80's. How about talking about the Chossids who were robbed and beaten the other night or even the meddlesome neighbor who's Loshon Hurua did something good. With her talent of minding everyone else's business she helped find one of the guys. Make her your idol. Not Finkel the divorced butcher.Use the evil to bring down some positive energy.
I'm going to float politically:
Be a contribution to society or just a registered voter. You can register to vote as an alternative to sitting around talking about how Bush agenda destroyed the economy and social security. Oy this world would have seriously been an exceptionally better place if Kerry had won. But don't worry; Hillary Clinton's chance for Presidency is bizarrely looking possible. She can come undo all the horrific things Bush did to you. Forget that. The Olsen twins have my vote. We can all live in splendid world where people ritually hug when entering or leaving a room. All your problems can be solved in a half hour….
Considering I'm a registered voter. My vote counts so take your opinion to the polls. Unless your registered to vote. But I get it, you're a Yid and that makes you too effing good for American society. We're better than the goyim I know all about it. Your just here to live off the government; with your section 8, food stamps. Acting like the goyim you talk so poorly of. Sitting around on your over sized lazy arse waiting for Moshiach to come. You keep sitting there waiting. Let me know how that works out for you. Freakin democrats, you all have an opinion but don't seem to register. Ther are more of you at every rally in NYC than are registered “democratic voters” in NYC.
Start talking about some real issues.
Better yet get up and do something about it.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Israel anyone?
much love, Dindel
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
After the rainbow..
Much love and blessings.
Dindel
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Monday, June 19, 2006
Baruch Dayan HaEmes- Benzion Berel Keller
With profound sadness and pain we inform you of the sudden, untimely passing of the bochur Benzion Berel Keller, son of, Yibadlu Lechaim Tovim, Rabbi Moshe and Rochel Keller of Crown Heights, on Shabbos. Benzion was 17 years old.
From: CrownHeights.info
He was all about the music. So here are some lyrics that will always make me think of Benny.
Warrior
by Matisyahu
Song details
Name Warrior
Artist Matisyahu
Album Shake off the Dust... Arise (2004),
Song lyrics
You're the son of his majesty
Remember how it used to be
In the light of day it's easy to see
Now it's nighttime
You had to leave
*You got Separated from the king
Now the water's rushing and you keep trying to swim against the streams*
* it seems, like your not moving the many water's gushing you gasp for air
Almost drowning ears ringing, once upon a time we were singing
One day *those trees will stand and clap hands
Stream of thought getting caught in the klipa, this place is just a shell, external
Egos swell, that one'll burn ya, we fell a long way down, that eternal frown'll get you
You look vexed it's the dregs, the yetzer hara's lurking
Trying to make *us forget we got a job to do
your a priest and a prince and you can't be moved,
*a priest and a prince and you can't be
Chorus: You're a warrior, Fighting for your soul
Taken from a world above, and brought down to *this world below
Re-united, re-united return the princess to the king,
Re-united, re-united, she's been taken for so long
Re-unite them, re-unite *them and then she'll be filled with joy
Re-unite them , re-unite *them like the days of her youth
Descended to the pit
What's this feeling can't get rid of it
Soul sick
Can't seem to shake it
When one retires at night weeping, joy will come in the morning
You made my mountain stand strong
Chorus
Chorus: You're a warrior, Fighting for your soul
Taken from a world above, and brought down to *this world below
Like and ancient memory
Remember how it used to be
Close your eyes and breath in
* the scent of freedom
Ringing across the sea
Land of milk and honey
One day will wake up from this dream and we'll stop sleeping
Oh, yo, then we'll see clearly
Chorus
Chorus: You're a warrior, Fighting for your soul
Taken from a world above, and brought down to *this world below
you just crossed two works in the last verse ,,
jah bless,
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
They like me... they really like me.
Tarts it the papers have been signed. I’m going away. And when I get back I’ll A”H have my job!!!