To a new calendar year of broken promises.

Hey everyone, When the stroke of midnight hit and you kissed a loved one (or the closet person standing next to you) thinking about your new years resolutions, weather they be dieting, dating, organizing, learning, adding color to your life or just cleaning up your life. Remember; What your celebrating, yesterday was the day one of the biggest Apikores in history, submitted to god. That’s right he donated a little piece of his genitalia in return for a promise, thinking he would be shomer briss..
Okay so maybe he didn’t follow through with his promise. Although he did make that promise. Says something about being a Jew.

I hope all your resolutions go a whole lot better than his.


I kissed you all vicariously under the mistletoe lastnight (midnight my time).

Oh on the cheek you perverts.
Mad love and kisses, happy new calendar yr..

Symptoms of Gullus…,

Another tirp I’m on. Is that we’ll never get out of this gullus.
The three things that got us out of Egypt.
We didn’t change our names, the way we dress or our language.
A) the first thing we did when leaving Europe was change our names.. makes me want to cry a little..
B) We no longer dress the same.
Right I know, we evolved… again. We changed the way we dress. Most girls just look like skanks and hos and the rest look like boxes. Not to say they didn’t dress a little risqué.. they did. But I mean way back in the day. Can you even draw me a picture? I have no concept of what people used to dress like. . shame.
C) this is a really had one for me to swallow, we no longer use biblical Hebrew. Not just verbally. Even the writing has changed? I want to learn that old school textual Hebrew.. need to find out where and how. But also, let’s focus here for a minute; if you know me, you know that’s hard. Here. We don’t know how to communicate. We don’t know how to talk to each other. Forget for a second, that we’ve been so scattered that we all speak a different tongue. Even the ones who do speak the same language cant talk to each other with out arguing about who’s rabbi has said what and the hetr we can get to get around it.. … it’s a sick sad world.


Other topics that I will be discussing in the future:
How much I hate the Rabbis.

Throw the bais din down the well.

Starting my own new religion seems to be the latest fad.

Kfira and It's side effects.

REPOSTED: AFI lists 100 greatest quotes

Becaue I think it's worth reading again...


1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," "The Godfather," 1972.

3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am," "On the Waterfront," 1954.

4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

5. "Here's looking at you, kid," "Casablanca," 1942.

6. "Go ahead, make my day," "Sudden Impact," 1983.

7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.

8. "May the Force be with you," "Star Wars," 1977.

9. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night," "All About Eve," 1950.

10. "You talking to me?" "Taxi Driver," 1976.

11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate," "Cool Hand Luke," 1967.

12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," "Apocalypse Now," 1979.

13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry," "Love Story," 1970.

14. "The stuff that dreams are made of," "The Maltese Falcon," 1941.

15. "E.T. phone home," "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982.

16. "They call me Mister Tibbs!", "In the Heat of the Night," 1967.

17. "Rosebud," "Citizen Kane," 1941.

18. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!", "White Heat," 1949.

19. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "Network," 1976.

20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," "Casablanca," 1942.

21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.

22. "Bond. James Bond," "Dr. No," 1962.

23. "There's no place like home," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

24. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.

25. "Show me the money!", "Jerry Maguire," 1996.

26. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", "She Done Him Wrong," 1933.

27. "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!", "Midnight Cowboy," 1969.

28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,'" "Casablanca," 1942.

29. "You can't handle the truth!", "A Few Good Men," 1992.

30. "I want to be alone," "Grand Hotel," 1932.

31. "After all, tomorrow is another day!", "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

32. "Round up the usual suspects," "Casablanca," 1942.

33. "I'll have what she's having," "When Harry Met Sally...," 1989.

34. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow," "To Have and Have Not," 1944.

35. "You're gonna need a bigger boat," "Jaws," 1975.

36. "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!", "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," 1948.

37. "I'll be back," "The Terminator," 1984.

38. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth," "The Pride of the Yankees," 1942.

39. "If you build it, he will come," "Field of Dreams," 1989.

40. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump," 1994.

41. "We rob banks," "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967.

42. "Plastics," "The Graduate," 1967.

43. "We'll always have Paris," "Casablanca," 1942.

44. "I see dead people," "The Sixth Sense," 1999.

45. "Stella! Hey, Stella!", "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.

46. "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars," "Now, Voyager," 1942.

47. "Shane. Shane. Come back!", "Shane," 1953.

48. "Well, nobody's perfect," "Some Like It Hot," 1959.

49. "It's alive! It's alive!", "Frankenstein," 1931.

50. "Houston, we have a problem," "Apollo 13," 1995.

51. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?", "Dirty Harry," 1971.

52. "You had me at `hello,'" "Jerry Maguire," 1996.

53. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know," "Animal Crackers," 1930.

54. "There's no crying in baseball!", "A League of Their Own," 1992.

55. "La-dee-da, la-dee-da," "Annie Hall," 1977.

56. "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Psycho," 1960.

57. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good," "Wall Street," 1987.

58. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," "The Godfather Part II," 1974.

59. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

60. "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!", "Sons of the Desert," 1933.

61. "Say `hello' to my little friend!", "Scarface," 1983.

62. "What a dump," "Beyond the Forest," 1949.

63. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?", "The Graduate," 1967.

64. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964.

65. "Elementary, my dear Watson," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," 1929.

66. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," "Planet of the Apes," 1968.

67. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine," "Casablanca," 1942.

68. "Here's Johnny!", "The Shining," 1980.

69. "They're here!", "Poltergeist," 1982.

70. "Is it safe?", "Marathon Man," 1976.

71. "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!", "The Jazz Singer," 1927.

72. "No wire hangers, ever!", "Mommie Dearest," 1981.

73. "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?", "Little Caesar," 1930.

74. "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," "Chinatown," 1974.

75. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.

76. "Hasta la vista, baby," "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," 1991.

77. "Soylent Green is people!", "Soylent Green," 1973.

78. "Open the pod bay doors, HAL," "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968.

79. Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane!", 1980.

80. "Yo, Adrian!", "Rocky," 1976.

81. "Hello, gorgeous," "Funny Girl," 1968.

82. "Toga! Toga!", "National Lampoon's Animal House," 1978.

83. "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make," "Dracula," 1931.

84. "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast," "King Kong," 1933.

85. "My precious," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," 2002.

86. "Attica! Attica!", "Dog Day Afternoon," 1975.

87. "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!", "42nd Street," 1933.

88. "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!", "On Golden Pond," 1981.

89. "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper," "Knute Rockne, All American," 1940.

90. "A martini. Shaken, not stirred," "Goldfinger," 1964.

91. "Who's on first," "The Naughty Nineties," 1945.

92. "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac ... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!", "Caddyshack," 1980.

93. "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!", "Auntie Mame," 1958.

94. "I feel the need — the need for speed!", "Top Gun," 1986.

95. "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary," "Dead Poets Society," 1989.

96. "Snap out of it!", "Moonstruck," 1987.

97. "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you," "Yankee Doodle Dandy," 1942.

98. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987.

99. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

100. "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.

I'm Back. -We'll be stuck in gullut forever!!

Alright, I’m on a new trip.

May I apologies for the neglect of my blog. Its not that I have nothing to say. I do. I just have so many other venues, I forget this one. No that’s a lie. I don’t forget. I just don’t think anyone reads this one so why would I use it? With, other blogs, myspace and now.. .yes I've sold out to facebook too. it makes it hard.

Arighty now, I'm back.

now, for the Changes I was talking about in the past. This is a new me.

I’ve become an anti-semite. ,why not? Jews are really shitty these days. Even the ones we're hypothetically supposed to look up to are liars and cheats. . might I reminde you of the latest Monsey scandal... (I'm sure there is one)

When I know I have more time, I’ll get on my soap box ranting and raving. I don’t have the time now because, well, I don’t have my own computer. I’m also sick and want to go throw up a little. Eh… yuck I know.
The bottom line is we’re so full of shit. We cant even get along with each other, Ashkinazim and sfardim cant get along. Then you have the snag chossid war. Don’t even start telling me that only the chabadnicks are still fighting that one because one of the most exciting thing misnagdim is to sit around picking fun and impersonating chossidim. Your sick. All of you. Even myself for all the snag jokes. I will often walk around acalling myself a "selfish snag".

Whatever dude. I'll finish this later. Maybe.

I'm off to see the wizard

Okay I'm off. That's it, there no convincing me to stay, my love affair with New York Shitty is over.

the format will shortly be changing. Thou the page ill stay the same. I remember a time where I would blog and get comments. Now we just sort of check in with it. I cant see the key board cause its dark in here.


My goodbye party was a success. I feel so lucky to know such good people. There we're so many of them here tonight.

I wish I could see it, Cause I have do much I want to write,

I;m going to Israel in the morning. Craziness. Really and truly. I love it as a hippie I cant commit to anything. But when I make a plan I keep somewhat to the structure. I had a plan. 2 yrs in NY and 2 years in Cali. So I missed out on living in Cali. I'll make up for it at some point. I did however make it to 23 States, and 3 Countries this past year. I love it!!!

Alright cant handle the dard anymore.
I'll see you soon in the holy land. Have an awesome Simchas Torah. Have me in mind during at least 2 hakffos.

Kiss* kiss*

So many issues; not enough Prozac.

yosef... I assume your reading this :)

Enough is enough:
I'm so irritated by all of you half hazard, socially retarded, apathetic, slothful, irritating, lazy, Chossids who seem to have nothing better to do than bitch and moan all day about everything and anything you can.

"My Yichus is better than your Gesher".

"My Bais Din can kick your Bais Din's arse.."

"he's an Apicores."

"I'm a Bal T'chuva. "

I'm a Choser B'Tchuvah."

Let's have a party in the Rishus Den!

Whatever dude' your all nothing but the Mamzorim of snags. Your mother is a snag, your father is a snag and that makes you nothing but a lethargic Mamzor, you natzi-snag. Your all a bunch of Snags Posing as Chossids.
I'll give you all a few shinny keys, a 2nd cell phone and a cherry for your dash board. Maybe that'll give you a hard on.

But seriously guys: Talk about a real issue. Anti-Semitisms making a stronger come back than the 80's. How about talking about the Chossids who were robbed and beaten the other night or even the meddlesome neighbor who's Loshon Hurua did something good. With her talent of minding everyone else's business she helped find one of the guys. Make her your idol. Not Finkel the divorced butcher.Use the evil to bring down some positive energy.


I'm going to float politically:
Be a contribution to society or just a registered voter. You can register to vote as an alternative to sitting around talking about how Bush agenda destroyed the economy and social security. Oy this world would have seriously been an exceptionally better place if Kerry had won. But don't worry; Hillary Clinton's chance for Presidency is bizarrely looking possible. She can come undo all the horrific things Bush did to you. Forget that. The Olsen twins have my vote. We can all live in splendid world where people ritually hug when entering or leaving a room. All your problems can be solved in a half hour….

Considering I'm a registered voter. My vote counts so take your opinion to the polls. Unless your registered to vote. But I get it, you're a Yid and that makes you too effing good for American society. We're better than the goyim I know all about it. Your just here to live off the government; with your section 8, food stamps. Acting like the goyim you talk so poorly of. Sitting around on your over sized lazy arse waiting for Moshiach to come. You keep sitting there waiting. Let me know how that works out for you. Freakin democrats, you all have an opinion but don't seem to register. Ther are more of you at every rally in NYC than are registered “democratic voters” in NYC.

Start talking about some real issues.
Better yet get up and do something about it.

Israel anyone?

yea so this is my ode to blogger. I forget its here sometimes. I'm involved in so many projects I forget about the place it all started. so here I am. To tell those of you who still have an rss feed to this page; that I am going to Israel. well... I want to. I need to get a ticket and by that I mean I need money. I was looking for a job. but who hires for 2 weeks? I dont know what to do. I have to figure it all out. I'm sure I will. take the absence as not a good thing, thats all I have for now. if you or anyone you know, knows someone who forgot to give myser this year... or just wants to help a yid. I'm here and excepting donations :)

much love, Dindel

After the rainbow..

Sorry I’ve been total MIA. I got on the rainbow train expecting to return to Brooklyn July 15th, but the universe had a different plan for me and now I’m in L.A. we shall see where the universe takes me next. All I know for sure is I should be in Colorado on the 15th of Aug. and upstate NY on the 20th A”H

Much love and blessings.

Dindel

Smile for Benny. R.I.P.

A short video clip of Benny Keller enjoying life. :)